A deeply funny story by John Riggi about family holidays.

JOHN RIGGI is a writer and co-executive producer on 30 Rock. He was writer and co-executive producer on The Comeback, Will & Grace, The Bernie Mac Show, and The Larry Sanders Show.

This story was recorded at Un-Cabaret's reading series "Say the Word", featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person nonfiction at the Skirball Cultural Center in Los Angeles.