Beth Lapides' tale of an emergency evacuation - and an art world celebrity crush.

BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word and the Other Network. She is commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living was published in 2007.

This performance was recorded at the Un-Cabaret, an ongoing alternative standup show that features unique writer-performers telling unusually honest stories.

ADVISORY: Some material may not be appropriate for minors.