You're not going to believe this. Really, I still can't believe it myself. You see, I was just given my first field assignment with Random Sexx Magazine. The boss wanted me to follow up on a report concerning a most interesting couple. It seems the pair of them has been playing a game they made up which is something like a sex lottery. The wife has access to a really big list of names at work, and she stole a bunch of them for a completely naughty alternate purpose! Every Friday, these two pick a name at random and then see if they can convince whoever they pull out of the hat to have sex with them before the next drawing. If they can, I guess that means all three win the prize. Now all I have to do is figure out how to convince them to grant me the interview, and I'll be off to a great start on my new career!