Think you know the Simpsons? Think again.

A man takes his obsession with tacos one step further.

An elder god finds love in an online chatroom.

A giant sphincter grows on a rather confused man’s wall.

Enter a world where the dead are contagious, exploding into steel coils and overrunning the planet.

A gutworm makes an unwelcome appearance on a busy bus.

The Best of Bizarro Fiction: Vol. 2 features 11 carefully crafted surreal tales of the absurd, the hilarious, and the outright horrific. Edited by Matthew A. Clarke.