When I went to The Haunting House, I felt a little silly to be the only girl there alone. All the other adults there had dates and were kissing and smiling and making me feel awkward. I have to admit the special effects were scary as hell but that was nothing compared to when a giant of a man wearing a leather mask suddenly scooped me up and carried me away. With the chainsaw still roaring, I had my very first anal sex experience!

Relax... It's not really all that scary.

Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, reluctant sex, first anal sex, and more. Also, in case the words "Chainsaw Murderer" and "Haunted House" didn't let you know, there are some horrific elements. Only mature adults who won't be offended by that kind of content should listen to this story.