Short Story Press presents "They Are Everywhere", by Matthew Kilpatrick

“They Are Everywhere” is a story that combines the elements of the most spine-tingling supernatural horror with the funniest comedy. Never before have malevolent spirits, poltergeists, and haunted houses been so funny. Make no mistake though, the terror is real; it’s the witless protagonists and their incredibly inappropriate reactions that give the story its humor. In “They Are Everywhere”, you will encounter:

• A pair of dim-witted and entirely earnest main characters
• Three separate investigations into paranormal activity that do not go the way you might expect
• An interesting back story for the two main characters hinting at past exploits
• Elements based on other famous and well-known stories of hauntings
• Scenarios whose truth, whether supernatural or mundane, can easily be discerned by the listener, if not by the protagonists
• A final and interesting secret revealed to the listener, if nobody else