When a writer, down on his luck, takes an assignment as a reporter for a small-town newspaper he figures life couldn't get much worse or mundane, being that the town in which he is to reside is on one of those fabled roads that are seldom crossed...even by folks that are lost. But the town of Gabyvale is about to get interesting. Interesting enough to write home about.

Kent Hill, author of DeathMaster and Zombie Park, takes you on yet another bizarre romp which showcases the weird side of town-and-country living.