I cut my lodger Kevin’s hair in my private studio out back, but when I whip the robe off him at the end of his trim I discover he’s been playing with himself the whole time without me knowing!

The second I lay eyes on it I know I have to have it. It’s been so long. But Kevin has a thing for my butt and who am I to deny him. It might be nice to try it for the first time.

Give me all you've got, Kevin!