Young and dumb–I guess that’s what I was. Because when someone grants you one wish, you don’t wish to get taken in the ass by the closest guy to you.

A mystic at the fairground offers me one wish, and she’s aghast when that’s what I say. I wasn’t taking it seriously, but I wish I did! Now I’m getting taken in the behind by my ex-tutor, Mr. Connors, just meters from the fairground and I’m begging for his release deep in my ass!