The more pregnant I become, the more insistent Ted is on lavishing me with gifts, treats, and compliments. His wife starts to get jealous but I’m not complaining.

Each time he spoils me I feel a love for him grow, to the point where it’s becoming too much. Thanks to the pregnancy I have the urge to act on my feelings, but I know it’s wrong. When he treats me to my very own at-home spa-day, all bets are off. I can’t hold it in much longer. Take my pregnant body and make it yours, Ted! I want it all over my face!