I’m so glad I wear a mask at the strip club when my two housemates, Carl and Sean, walk in one night.

When they request me for a private dance, though, I have to do my job - and that job involves getting them excited. The thicker they get, the more aroused I become, and soon, I’m making them an offer they can’t refuse: taking me together from both sides.

Wait till they find out it's me!