I keep having feverish, erotic dreams during the second trimester that cause me to wake in a state of excited delirium. When my seasoned housemate Mr. Michaels comes in to check what the commotion is I find myself impossibly attracted to him, especially after the vision of him I just had.

He’s beside himself when I beg him for him, but when I put my lips around him he’s all mine. Listen as he claims my pregnant body in sinful fashion.