Piss off the hot farmer? Find out I'll be living in a funeral home? Meet my pet pig Petunia? Day one in town proved one thing: I'm screwed.

Welcome to Mudville, home of Kissing Books, a stand-alone, small-town, opposites attract, fish out of water romantic comedy with lots of kissing (and other things), a cocky farmer, a sassy misplaced heroine with too many animals, some crazy locals, a decades' old mystery, and a very happy ending for all of them!