Susie gives us a look at what it's really like to be bisexual. And she says that bisexuality isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Imagine being shunned by both straights and gays because you just don't fit in. Susie reads from her story "Blind Sexual", which will be included in her upcoming memoir. This is not a happy story, but it does have some sexy twists and turns. And surprisingly, you'll hear from the late Roland Barthes, the French grand master of theoretical criticism, as Susie quotes from his classic book A Lover's Discourse to make sense of her suffering through rejection from both sexes.

Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a listener has a beef with her co-workers. "What do I do with their dirty little Disney movie?"

Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 402, September 18, 2009)

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