Today's show starts off with some financial incentive about where to have sex. Yes, Susie uses dollars and cents to how costly it can be to get your rocks off. It started with a graphic design by Environmental Graffiti that puts the costs of buying condoms on a scale worldwide. There are some surprises as to what cities rank highest and lowest in prices when in comes to buying condoms. Hint, if you're traveling to Ireland buy some condoms before you go or else bring extra Euros for shopping at the pharmacy. Next, Susie is going to make you laugh and cry as she reads from columnist Dave Barry's Colonoscopy Journal. This story is easy to relate to whether or not you've ever had to experience this most un-nerving medical procedure. Barry's story puts humor into the situation of drinking a product intended to make you go to the bathroom uncontrollably. This organ check-up is also a butt cleanser. Susie goes on to talk about the difference of enemas and anal sex, and anal cleansing. Then, in the Try This at Home mailbag, Susie responds to a listener who wonders; which side of the family do we inherit our genitals from? Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 353, August 15, 2008)

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