Susie begins this week's show with some tips on how to take a sexy vacation. After traveling across country as well as overseas this year, she has some ideas on ways to get the most bang out of your visit. From pre-flight drinks at Terminal C, to embracing getting lost in a foreign city, to making out in public, Susie offers a different kind of travel guide.

Then, a look at some of the ways the Bush administration is spending its last months, including a big new federal porn bust. Yes, let's continue the war efforts with a new war on porn. Obscenity is at the heart of a suit brought against Evil Angel Productions, a film company that doesn't comply with Bush's faith-based values. The films in question depict female squirting, anal squirting, and enemas. Free speech and the first amendment will have to face their day in court again.

Finally, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a letter from a listener with a tale about a no-good sister. Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 338, April 25, 2008)

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