Susie starts the show off by listing her upcoming book tour dates and cities. Next, Susie says we should get smashed for Valentine's Day this year. While not promoting reckless drinking and drugging, Susie does have a few creative ideas on how to spice things up with your valentine sweetheart, including some gourmet intoxications that will lead to higher moments of ecstasy. Think hemp oil, tiki drinks, and how to get high without drugs - something for everyone! Then, Susie has an update on the infamous Pastor Ted. Remember Reverend Ted Haggard and all his woes? Well, he's back in the limelight, and we'll look at how long it took him to fall off the wagon again. Susie even started a betting pool on how long it would take the reverend to fall from his commitment to the straight and narrow. Details revealed in this weeks show! Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie reads a letter from a listener who offers his thoughts on "Viagra people". Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 328, February 8, 2008)

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