Susie starts the program off with exotic ideas for gifts to make this Christmas a sexy one - it's the "Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide", compiled by Susie's friend Tristan Taormino. Imagine your loved one's delight when the stockings are opened, revealing that Santa knows all about his or her naughty desires! Next, Susie announces a new award ceremony: The Golden Dukes Contest. Susie will be one of the judges who will "honor" 2007's most pathetic, hypocritical, and corrupt individuals. The categories include Best Scandal and Outstanding Achievement for Improbable Forgetfulness, to name a few. The best part? We all get to vote. Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie answers a letter from a listener who asks if escorts are the answer for someone like himself - overworked but plenty paid. Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 322, December 21, 2007)

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