Susie begins the show by revealing what's on her Christmas sex-wish list. Susie thinks Santa is sexy, because we sit on his lap and tell him secrets. Her wish list involves making Santa's dreams come true. Next, Susie looks into a case involving pastors who used their church as a porking pool. That's right, a pastor and his brother convinced some members of their small congregation that the women should not only love God, but love thy pastor as well. And it's getting messy down in Georgia as all the lawsuits finally come forward. Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie hears from a listener who finds pilates to be just the right exercise for achieving orgasmic heaven. Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 320, December 7, 2007)

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