Tired of failed relationships?

Tired of wasting time trying to land the right man for you?

Tired of all the losers?

So was I! Don't wait decades (like I did) to learn the secrets of landing and keeping a great guy!

I will tell you how I finally landed the elusive man of my dreams!

After I passed up other marriage proposals to very suitable suitors!

I will share the tips to having a nauseatingly amazing relationship with him!

Tips that will keep him happy and keep him around!

No - I am not rich, famous or sickeningly gorgeous.

I am an average girl like you are (truthfully, I could stand to lose a few pounds!)

If I can meet the man of my dreams, so can you!