When you wake up with a wet chest, you start to question exactly what’s happening. When I realize I’ve been leaking in my sleep, I quickly go to the only person who’s home: my seasoned housemate, Greg.

Greg’s reaction isn’t what I’d hoped, and it turns out he’s been secretly priming me for this exact moment. Now that it’s here, he can’t contain himself. Hear how he sucks ambrosia from my bountiful chest in sinful fashion. I never knew you could use it like that!