I’m the Hyrrokin High Priest of a remote monastery on the planet Salo. I spend my days in quiet contemplation, keeping my flame-throwing banked and nursing my war wounds. And I take my vows of silence and celibacy very seriously.

Very. Seriously.

Then one day a mouthy, gorgeous human female is dumped onto the stone steps of the main altar.

And suddenly I’m tempted like never before.

Warning: This is a Monster Bites novella, a spin-off from the Monsters Love Curvy Girls series. Only listen if you enjoy a taste of the profane, satanic-looking heroes, and curvy-girl heroines.