A move to the coast sees my new lodger Harvey stationed beneath me in the guest suite, but when my crockery begins to disappear, I’m forced downstairs to investigate.

I find Harvey’s room cleaner than I expected. Thinking it empty I take a moment to explore, but soon the bathroom door opens, and Harvey appears in all his stiff glory! He’s naked and sporting a bout of morning wood that I can’t ignore.

Give me your c-shot, Harvey. I deserve it!