My friend’s son Liam is much more of a tech whiz than I am, so when my laptop starts to behave strangely, he’s the first person to whom I go. The virus winds up littering my PC with filthy pop-ups, but I can’t help but find the videos of anal sex intriguing. I make Liam show me more, and the two of us watch together until I can’t stand it any longer.

Put it my butt, Liam, and let me feel exactly what it’s like.