[Contains explicit content] Shaming swimwear, Kafkaesque jokes and a story for those missing their college days.

Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.

"These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self Conscious" Written by Chris Brotzman Performed by Ron Lynch

"Kafka's Joke Book" Written by John McNamee Performed by Nato Green

"Rockin' It, Frat Party Style: A Short Story Geared to College Students, Written by a 30-Something Author" Written by Mike Sacks Performed by Megan Koester