You could say you heard them here first - 20 up-and-coming and breakthrough performers recently recorded by Audible Comedy in Punchlines Episode 3: Fresh from Clubs Across the USA.

Middle Names - Candy Lawrence

Tallywacker - Billy Bonnell

Mattress Commercials - Scott Losse

Job References - Nate Abshire

Sperm Leaks - Sofiya Alexandra

Not Ugly, But Not Sexy - Josh O'Neill

Teaching First Grade - Geoffrey Asmus

I Don't Want To Cuddle - Fray Forde

I'm A Vegetarian - Toler Wolfe

I'm In Heat - Dulcé Sloan

Bus People - Rana May

Homeless in LA - Carlos Delgado

I Hate Loud Noises - Brian Scolaro

Spice Girls - Jaleesa Johnson

Ludacris Concert - Zach Pugh

Area Code Tattoo - Sam Tallent

Make a Difference - Andrew Stanley

Disney Techno - Dave Rankin

Don't Eat On The Bus - Drew Platt

Frequently Drunk At The Bus Stop - Andie Main