[Contains explicit content] The signs of gentrification, a letter to a gym patron and password security for the hopeless.

Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.

"An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room."
Written by Ross Beeley
Performed by Brian Allard

"Nihilistic Password Security Questions."
Written by Soheil Rezayazdi
Performed by Govinda Covin

"The Four Horsemen of Gentrification."
Written by Zain Khalid
Performed by Brian Allard and Lauren Saville