Stand-up icon Dana Gould conjures up secrets only presidents know, Auggie Smith shares a few choice words about bumper stickers, Shain Brenden sizes up his job against his dad, plus 16 more choice moments from comedy stages across North America on this edition of Punchlines: Secrets & Stickers & Service!

• Presidential Secrets - Dana Gould
• Bumper Sticker - Auggie Smith
• A Real Job - Shain Brenden
• Children are Loud - Lisa Landry
• Funny Laundry Story - Drew Frees
• Not Normal Crime - Jon Huck
• Serving People, Hating People - Chip Nicholson
• Teenagers - Evan Carter
• Scared Straight - Sam Jay
• Food Addiction is Real - Mia Jackson
• Creeps - Dwayne Perkins
• I Love the German Accent - Luke Gordon Field
• Brady Bunch Body - Monica Nevi
• Jim Morrison Cat (The Doors) - Moshe Kasher
• I Grew Up in a Theme Park - Andy Erikson
• Anniversary Gifts - Phil Griffiths
• Colombian Mom - Martin Montana
• The Food Police - Jessi Campbell
• Fast Food - Harland Williams