[Contains explicit content] The soccer ball goes over the fence, dog-themed medical dramas and not-so-sexy kama sutra.

Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.

"An Open Letter to the Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball Over the Fence and Asked Me to Toss It Back to Them, Thus Scarring Me For Life." Written and Performed by Jen Cordery.

"Medical Dramas Are Hot Right Now?" Written and Performed by Steve Delahoyde.

"Kama Sutra for Couples Who Have Been Dating for Over Three Years." Performed by: Mary Van Note and Solomon Georgio