[Contains explicit content] The magic of Bed, Bath and Beyond, promotions for ladyfolk and love for the library.

Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.

"I am Gary, Your Bed, Bath & Beyond Sherpa." Written by Jen Winston Performed by Brian Allard

"Reasons You Were Not Promoted That are Totally Unrelated to Gender." Written and Performed by Homa Mojtabai

"Dudes, Did You See the Library They've Got Here?" Written by J. Byard Yoder Performed by Nore Davis