[Contains explicit content] The VIP at Chipotle, humblebrags for equality’s sake and a teenage Renaissance party.

Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.

"The Reality You Must Accept Upon Stepping Foot In My Chipotle" Written by Wesley Browne and performed by Colin Mahan

"Feminist Humblebrags" Written by Lindsey Finn and performed by Maeve Higgins

"A Teenager Tries to Make the Best of Hosting Her Middle Ages-Themed Party at the Same Time as Her Older Brother's Lacrosse Team's Kegger" Written by Jen Spyra and performed by Andy Erikson