It’s the time of Christmas cheer and it’s safe to say there’s only one present I want to unwrap this year.

My mature landlord Andrew invites his friend Harrison round for a Christmas Eve drink and with the three of us in high-spirits, anything goes. When the naughty parlor games come out all bets are off. Andrew and Harrison soon get their hands on me and begin treating me to a rough Christmas.

Come down my chimney boys - and by chimney, I mean butt!