It was supposed to only be used on my stomach, with my hot, mature housemate John warning that there would be consequences if the wrong ears heard his mystic music. But all the warning did was intrigue me, and soon, I’m listening to a sample of it myself.

Listen as the music turns me deliriously excitable, jumping on the closest guy near me, who just happens to be John! It’s so damn naughty, that you won’t believe it!