Watching TV can teach you the craziest things. Today, Carter’s watching a program about induced emptying of all things. I can’t believe it’s real! When I don't believe it Carter throws down a bet: try it on me and if it works, he can do whatever he wants.

I’m taken aback but determined to prove him wrong . . . and kind of hoping he’s right too! Listen how he has his way with me and drinks my naughty milk.