We’re all grown up, right? Or, are we? Do things in the night still make you wanna cry to Mama? Well, you can’t anymore, she’s not around. Time to face your demons, man or woman. Mama ain’t here, but all she ever wanted was to hear your laughter and to know you’re safe.

You’re not safe. It’s just you, now. But you won’t let Mama down, right? Did Mama tell you if you did that thing with your face, it would freeze that way? Or that pop rocks and cola would make your stomach explode? Or that if you touch yourself down there, you’ll go blind?

Mama was right about some things and wrong about a lot of others. Yet, these were lessons. Did you pay attention? Did you learn? Now that she’s not here to whisper in your ear, what will do when you are confronted with a situation that you know in your heart Mama would have some good advice for?

Within this audiobook, you will find 22 tales of motherly love, motherly terror, and all the in-between.