Congratulations. You are going through a divorce with a narcissist. Let’s start this again....

Congratulations. You are attempting court negotiations with an extroverted child who:

• Values popularity above all else
• Has an easily triggerable inferiority complex
• Has the mental capacity, IQ, EQ, and understanding almost equivalent to a Down syndrome child
• Has the emotional capacity of a playground bully
• Has the resources of a campaigning politician
• Has the reach of the United Nations
• Has the competitiveness of a NASCAR driver
• Has the fists of a champion belt-holding boxer
• Has the resource-gathering skills of a Fortune 500 CEO
• Has a network with access to money
• Has a lawyer as snaky and sly as he is
• Has more friends and acquaintances due to his extroversion, immaturity, and flirtatiousness than he mentioned (he’s already gathering that army and whining about you)