If you loved Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, you'll love hearing him explain the stark reality of modern relationships. Barry on what women want: to be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, and sometimes, just to be held. And Barry on what men want: tickets to the World Series. He'll offer tips on getting along with your mother-in-law: your best bet is drugs. And if you didn't know already, he'll alert you to the fact that dating simply means "going out with a potential mate and doing a lot of fun things that the two of you will never do again if you actually get married."