My marriage with Gavin was strained. We’d got together early and I guess I was foolish to think he’d be the one. I go to my ex-boss Mr. Harding for some comfort—he always knows just what to say—but he’s dumbstruck when I tell him how Gavin and I used to have sex towards the end.

Listen as Mr. Harding shows me just how I should be treated: naught and raw, right in the ass!