Read by: Jeffrey Breslauer
Language: English
Length: 2 hours and 43 minutes
Publisher: Jaxbooks
Release date: 2016-09-23
In the future, the only weapon against the evil aliens is a nice, sharp cheddar!
The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an iron claw, and Earth has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's an ingenious human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor - cheese!
Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid crew: a xenophilic pilot, a security officer with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a death wish. Smuggling cheese is just a job - until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose.