Dear Ida,

My boss is an egotistical, arrogant, cuff link wearing jerk.

I wanted nothing more than to throw my badge at his face and walk out the door.

But the heat of the moment took over...

We went too far...and I liked it.

Maybe I should just leave the city and change my name to spare myself the embarrassment.

Stop me now before I do it. Please.

Royally Screwed in the City,

Piper