A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime - literally.

The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym-free" card.

Sick of his sister's vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.

Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with 30 more warped and creepy tales for fans of his best-selling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date.

Don't be a weenie. Listen to these stories. If you dare!