My husband, Jason, is on the prowl again tonight, looking for the perfect cuckcake to bring back and claim in front of me. I lay in wait at home, and I’m excited when I hear him return with a younger woman in tow. She’s hot, feisty, and - most importantly - naked, lying right beside me while Jason tells me just what he’s about to do. I’ve got the best view in town, and I can’t wait to clean up after them! Enjoy yourself, honey.