One night with my husband James and I, that’s what Olga Valenko wants in exchange for the Lamborghini she’s put up in a high-stakes game of poker.

The place is a melting-pot of tension, but as far as I’m concerned we can’t lose. Either we get a flash new sports-car or a ravishing at the hands of the sexiest oligarch’s daughter I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Push it all in, James - I believe in you!