My mature housemate Cliff is good at chess, and I dabble too, but I’ve never beaten him. Heck, I barely even win a piece!

I’ve been begging him for another game for a long time now, and he finally relents, but with one caveat. If he wins the game, he gets anything he wants from me as a favor. I counter by telling him I get anything I want from him if I so much as capture a piece that isn’t a pawn. I had no idea that Cliff was going to ask for something naughtier than I've ever done: anal sex! Let the games begin!